The Freedom Song

I’m happy to be American,
I love our freedom too,
Not like all them foreign creeps,
That hates good folk like me ‘n you.

I’m happy watchin’ football games,
On my new flat screen tv.
I’m payin fewer taxes now,
So I bought a big ol’ SUV.

Everything is wonderful,
No more porn upon the tube.
Thanks to the folks at the FTC
We’re saved from Janet Jackson’s boob.

Dubya done did Iraq
With bunker-bustin’ bombs.
So Karl Rove come election-time
Could do the same to them security moms.