A Cat Named After a Movie Star

You’re dumb, you’re ugly and yes I’m talking to you
You’re weird, you’re clumsy, you eat disgusting food
You have no dignity; you act like such a fool
You’re dumb, you’re ugly I can barely look at you

That’s it, you’ve done it now, you woke me up again
Dot try to talk to me, I am not listening
Those pigeons are more interesting than you could ever hope to be
I know I’m cute, I know I’m sweet, don’t say it again

I don’t mean to be cruel or thoughtless; I’m just telling the truth
There are moments when I actually think I sort of like you
I love that game we play with my mouse, I hide it under the couch and you get it out
And rub my head, now let me go, that will do