10 Mar 2006
It was underneath the willows on a sultry night in June
I went walking with my true love out underneath that moon
We tickled and we tussled, we huggled and we kissed
Oh girl you looked like Minnie Pearl, but you kissed just like Judas
It was earlier that spring when our courting had commenced
When I first had kissed her across the old stone fence
She would send me love letter written in verse
Oh girl you wrote like William Shakespeare, but you kissed just like Judas
Then it was autumn, I was running from the law
I had shot and killed a man who had cheated my grandpa
She said that she would lie for me no matter who would ask
Oh girl you spoke like Jesse James, but you kissed just like Judas
So the moral of this story for those still listening
Is don’t mistake truth and kisses, lovers and friends
If somebody should say they’d gladly die for you
Remember they told that to Jesus too