Otzi

Otzi went out one day
With a bow and arrow some deer to slay
Otzi went out one day
Never came back again

An enemy from behind a boulder
Shot Otzi in his shoulder
Left him bleeding on the ice
Where he froze and lost his life

Five thousand years later
Some tourists called in the murder
When the cops came on the scene
What do you think they seen
They said that’s not just any old cadaver,
It’s a caveman and what’s sadder
Is he’s been here 5000 years
Since 3000 BC

Now’s he’s stuck in this museum
Locked inside of this freezer
People come from everywhere
Just to see him lying there